The other night, someone at work organized a Poker Night at the Fox Poker Club. I don't play poker because 1) you have to think and 2) I don't like it when everyone yells at me for stealing their cards or playing the wrong way. Luckily, I went with a fun bunch and they were forgiving of my ignorance.
At the club, we rent a table and then we all put £20. I'm not sure how many chips we get, I'm sure it is a lot of fake money and I'm sure I really annoy the rest of the table by saying 'How much is that? Two blues and a green?' I really don't care about the monetary value, I just want to stay in the game.
Imagine my surprise when I finally looked up and realized most of the chips are in front of me......Hmmm... I ended up winning the table (best out of 10 players thank you very much)... all for £20 and me saying 'All in!' a bunch of times. I don't think I'm getting invited back.